Don’t eat things off the ground.
That sweater is too tight. Go put on another one.
Quit licking your brother.
Okay, but I’m only throwing the ball 300 times today. 193, 194, 195…
Drink some water. You don’t want to get dehydrated.
No roughhousing while I’m at the store.
Who peed here?
Don’t drink the bathwater.
Stop licking the sofa.
It’s not nice to stand on someone’s head when they’re asleep.
Quit hogging the covers.
Inside or outside. Make up your mind.
Do you want to watch HGTV or The Food Network while I’m at work?
No humping. Anything.
You just ate. You can’t be hungry again.
Go back to bed. Even the early worms aren’t up yet.
My stomach is not a trampoline.
If you behave, I’ll give you a cookie.
If that makes you sick later, don’t come running to me.
Don’t pee on your sister’s head.
Why are you digging another hole in the yard?
You’re mom’s favorite. Don’t tell anyone.
My feet are falling asleep. Get off.
You smell like a wet dog.
I don’t like the neighbors either, but you don’t hear me barking.
Give me back my socks.
Don’t French kiss mom when we have guests. That’s for private time.
accidentalcomic
Wag Not Whine 
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